Banana Hammock Balance

Last Wednesday was an outstanding game from the outset. It was without doubt the fastest paced opening to any game I've played with the soccernight legends. We had about seven or eight-a-side and yet the passing accuracy and pace meant that the game had a auspicious fervour and excitement.

Having enjoyed such an enthralling spell I was apprehensive about the ongoing quality of the game when the talented youngsters arrived. My fears were unfounded as the festival of football continued. Despite ten-a-side the intesity was marvellous and the standard of football was glorious. The teams were well matched with sublime passing attacks. It wasn't all about attack, however. With Gerry and Piers at the back for the colours the onslughts were often repelled. Gerry was master and commander at the back and Piers manufactured some truly perfect interceptions and salient tackles.

Despite some beautiful football by Sonny and Joe's wonder goal, Man of the Match for me was Geir. In recent weeks I've seen Geir show frustration; his high standards are demanding and when his passing percentage drops below 98% he gets upset. On this night he was absolutely faultless. The accuracy of height, distance and weight were crucial in setting up several goals and its always great to see such a relaxed yet commanding performance. Regular readers will know that the secret to Geir's sucess resides in the subtle balance of his sizeable family jewels! I can only imagine that his lucky banana hammock was finally washed and he got to perform at his calibrated best.

The game was marred by Rich's knee injury which perturbed his excellence and vigour. He heroically continued and let's hope he is fully fit and ready for action this Friday.

Despite leading by two for quite a long time the colours lapsed in concentration and the greens snatched a one goal lead that ended up being the final result. I can in no way complain. It was a joyous game of football and well worth the 2 pounds I paid.