Match of the Day 2

GARY: Good evening all and welcome to a special edition of Match of the Day 2. Tonight we will be looking at extended highlights of last nights big fixture and arguably one of the biggest derbies around....UEA Greens vs UEA Colours.








GARY: Now joining me tonight on the couch are my faithful comrades Alan Hansen, Alan Shearer and Mark Lawrenson. Good evening gents.


HANSEN: Good evening
LAWRO: evening
SHEARER: Evening Gary





GARY: Well lets start off by looking at the strength of the teams, some say that the Colours may have looked stronger to begin with especially with the Guy/Billy pairing in midfield and Rich up front?
LAWRO: Well Gary thats nonsense because a couple of minutes into the game and the Greens had recruited Geir and Zak and with Pete up front they were always going to be a danger.
SHEARER: I agree, I think once the late comers had turned up the teams were fairly equal...but saying that the Greens got off to a much stronger start.
GARY: They did indeed and it was up to one man to try and pull the colours together....
HANSEN: Yeah and boy did he!! Billy was not happy with the colours shape early on and rightly so, they were all over the place, a real mess!! So he pulled Mark back from a congested midfield into a more Makelele role, just in front of the defence lead by Tony.
GARY: And after the early drubbing the colours seemed to pick up then...
LAWRO: Well thats right, it seemed to give them the lift they needed because Zak and Pete were really killing them at the back, the colours were always short changed, especially with Keiths high balls coming in and almost immediately the colours responded with some fluent attacking moves from Dan, Darren and Rich.

GARY: It seemed at one point that the match may have been the colours for the taking as they forged into the lead but the Greens responded with some powerful football...

HANSEN: Oh boy did they! The greens needed some big performances at this point and they got some. Pete and Zak were massive up front for them but Geir and Fraser were causing all sorts of problems on the left wing and Barry, Keith and Matt were putting some battling displays at the back.




GARY: Now lets talk to our commentator for the match, a man who had very kindly come back to take the reigns for this encounter....John Motson...

MOTTY: Good evening Gary, well it was a wet cold afternoon and we had the squaring of of 2 juggernauts. There had been a lot made of in the build up to this game, not least of which was around the limpness of a certain someones dick. haha. But the match was a rugged, battling affair with neither team willing to give in, both teams were ahead at points but it looked anyones game but in the end the Greens were triumphant.


GARY: Yes the Greens were triumphant at the end after a pulsating finish to the game...


SHEARER: The Greens definitely finished the stronger of the two, they were able to exploit the Colours at the back after the Colours went chasing the game. Haha, I think at one point Piers and Tony both said "fuck this we're both going up front", leaving only one at the back for the Colours, but no one can blame them they had both put in determined displays.



GARY: We would like to apologise for any inappropriate language used there. Now there were a couple of surprise spectators at the game, a certain Mr Trappatoni and Mr Ramos.










LAWRO: Two very interesting appearances indeed, I don't think a certain Mr Darren Sexton did himself any harm tonight after coming onto Trappatoni's radar recently. I think the Republic could do with a big striker upfront to play alongside Keane and Darren certainly fits that bill.
GARY: And it has been reported in the press that Man City were potentially looking at a January swoop for Zak....
HANSEN: Well that would make a formidable attacking line up...Robinho, Zak, Elano, Wright Phillips and don't forget they were considering a cheeky swoop for captain Guy at the end of the transfer window.
GARY: Indeed. Well I'm afraid that is the end of tonights show, I'd like to thank you for joining us tonight and I'd like to thank our guests, the two Alans, Motty and of course one Lawro. Now I hope you are all wrapped up for the cold weekend and may there be no limp dicks tonight.

[Cameras stop rolling]

GARY: Right lets get down to the real business, who's up for an arm wrestle?
HANSEN: I'm in!
SHEARER: 50 quid on Hansen
LAWRO: Never its Lineker all the way, i'll match your bet!